Total Medals Earned: 637 (From 131 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,425 Points
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/240 points)
Obtain the Gun.
Obtain the Halo.
Obtain the Sword.
Disobey 10 different commands.
Obey 10 different commands.
Kill 25 Androids.
Kill 25 Executioners.
Medals Earned: 8/20 (80/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 9/12 (220/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/14 (15/355 points)
Create three matching combos
Matching five or more units
Win a battle in less than 60 seconds
Play more than 5 minutes in one battle
Match three or more Armor blocks 20 times in one battle
Don't lose any units for an entire battle
Kill more than 50 enemy units while keep the casualties below 10 units
Match three or more Potion blocks 20 times in one battle
Create six matching combos
Match three or more Statue blocks 20 times in one battle
Match three or more Sword blocks 20 times in one battle
Get a score of 100,000 in one battle
Complete the campaign
Create ten matching combos
Medals Earned: 3/6 (45/65 points)
Set Darcy on fire.
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.